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Hi loljesus,
I wasn’t aware of your site when I started lolchrist.wordpress.com, but I am now, and I think it’s hilarious. Nice work. Great minds think alike, and so do ours.
All best,
lolchrist
k, I’ve got a couple lol jeezs posters for you … can I send them? Love your site.
There are 3 alternatives to explain why your english is so bad:
1. You learn to write english by yourself and don’t know how to compose a word with english characters.
If that’s the case, sorry for this comment, didn’t mean to offend you.
2. You think it’s cool to write like that. But bad news: You don’t look cool… you look iliterate (if you know what iliterate means). Only used that kind of “english” when it shortens the word and saves you from writing too much. But you use it no matter how many letters you’re saving or wasting.
3. You’re speaking in an english dialect from hell, spoken in an country colonized by England, where they write the words just the way they think they’re pronounced.
you sir have failed to grasp the interwebz culture… begone from my prezzenssse oh newfag of false authority for you criticise to better your relative positioning youve got a long way to go
“You think it’s cool to write like that. But bad news: You don’t look cool… you look iliterate (if you know what iliterate means). Only used that kind of “english” ”
For the correct spelling of “iliterate” look here:-
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/illiterate
Best regards, the English language.
“For the correct spelling of “iliterate” look here:-
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/illiterate
Best regards, the English language.”
Hahaha PWNED!
Heidi,
You’re a retard.
Firstly, let me preface this by saying that your punctuation and grammar are both terrible.
Secondly, if you were more familiar with internet pop culture, you’d know that the writing style of this site is relatively commonplace (see http://icanhascheezburger.com/ for one of the most popular references) and is relatively difficult to use convincingly. Try typing a sentence in that style as quickly as you could type one using your limited understanding of ‘proper’ English to better understand what I mean.
Finally, spend less time up your own arse and you’ll get a lot more out of life.
🙂
Heidi,
I know what “illiterate” means, and can also spell it correctly unlike yourself. It’s a good rule of thumb to ensure your own spelling, punctuation and grammar are flawless when criticising the English skills (or lack thereof) of others.
I’ve seen Him heal the sick, the deaf and the lame.
I’ve experienced His awesome power and presence.
I’ve seen Him as He is today, not as the pictures of old portray Him. I know Him personally, He’s ressurected and alive!
He’s going to show you that He’s real and that He loves you.
He’s going to richly bless, touch your life and save you from eternal seperation from Him. He’s with you now and is going to show you His power and heal your own hurting and broken life! He loves you! Your ‘lolJesus’ is going to become ‘lol it’s actually Jesus’. I speak this over you and prophesy your salvation! 🙂
So you still believe in Santa Claus AND The Easter Bunny? Who knew!
why there is no update ? 😦